Boys,
I am writing this from the airplane and sending it when I land.
It was great seeing you both on Saturday.
Dallas is not as horrible as I thought it would be, but I can't say I love it either.
I was offered another job here and I think it is the best fit. It is an analyst position [...]. In particular, this job would have me writing Policy and Procedure as well as training [...]. I told them I would make a decision in 24 hours.
Man, oh, man! The woman next to me is earing some BAD perfume! You'd think I'm pregnant or something! It's so thick I can fart all I want and she'll never know.
The weather was hot and humid but not unbearable.
Yo, T-Bone! Thanks for the booze. It saved me a from having to buy a 40 on my way home from Gene's.
And Gene, you only get BETTER WITH AGE. Lots of love.
Oh man, now that was a BAD fart. I wouldn't be surprised if American Airlines deducts from frequent flyer miles from me for that one! It might've just broken the pressure-control mechanism in the cabin!
Love,
Your secret admirer
Copyright © 2007 David ben-Avram
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