What is Seven Sigma?

I'm a visionary. A Visionary with a Vision.

Today, I announce to the entire WORLD the next great leap in the world of production:

SEVEN SIGMA

You may already be familiar with Six Sigma, and may even be surprised to know that Seven Sigma already exists (Sam Adams Beer, which is actually the first project that I consulted on).

The seven sigma follows the other DMAIC Six Sigma process and is simply this: Search and Destroy.

Search and Destroy is an approach that means different things in different industries. For example in the case of Samuel Adams, I took a democratic approach to Search and Destroy. In their industry (food and beverage), freshness is crucial component, so ensuring a fresh glass of beer means actively seeking ("searching") for stale beer and replacing it ("destroy").

In politics and other dirty business (e.g., mafia, stripping), the approach is tailored, or engineered for maximum results.

Let's explore stripping:

Strip clubs are obvious landmarks. Men everywhere know where the closest strip club is located, so the search is vastly simpler than finding old beer. So, then we can move onto Part B of the Seventh Sigma: destroy

Destroying a strip club is easily accomplished with explosives, but other methods may desired. For example, sending gay men into strip clubs can prove to be a turn off to many patrons, or their affections may be quickly transferred from the lewdly-clad or nude women to the men in the bar. "Destroyment" complete.



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